It’s supposed to be 113 on Wednesday.
Haha ha aaa h a

richarcl:

dying is taking too long

thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

bagmilk:

"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"

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"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"

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"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"

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"ugh my parents are so bipolar"

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"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"

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"omg i’m so retarded"

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snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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annnnnd now i’m crying. great, just great.

it’s this fucking boy, he’s literally all i can think about and i still think about him when i was taking it even tho i know i should’ve been focusing on the stupid test. i bet his scores were still perfect, still exceeds, not meets, god

LITERALLY I WAS THREE POINTS AWAY FROM GETTING THE HIGHEST SCORE LEVEL FOR READING, FUCK THIS SHIT

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

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